This is a walrus people. They like to steal children. You see, they will sell you a very nice fishing pole (also seen in the picture), but only under the condition that you bring them an inordinate amount of wolverine people-kids. They want them under the guise of "Planning for the Future," since they also send you to KILL THE FREAKING WOLVERINE PEOPLE! What the heck is wrong with these guys? They are all like, "I'ma let you finish, but AMG I KILL YOU!" And then they send some douchebag in to steal the now orphaned children. By shoving them in a bag. 12 of them at a time. In a single bag. All for a better fishing rod. These walrus peeple are truly the most evil beings in all of Northrend.
Seriously, what would you do if you saw some dood shoving children in a sack?
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